Back in the early '90s, Tim was a snot-nosed, scrawny little twerp. Since the Czar was dating his sister, he felt compelled to be nice to him. Or at least to tolerate him. Fifteen years later, Tim is still snot-nosed, but now he's 6'6", chiseled, and making serious coin as a computer programmer. So the Czar is nice to him for entirely different reasons.

Since Tim grew up in the same home as Tracy, he suffered all of the same social (and trivia) handicaps. He didn't see a television or hear a radio until his teenage years, and both still frighten and confuse him. Fortunately, he doesn't have to worry about such things, as northern Minnesota is still a few years away from electricity or running water. Instead, Tim spends most of his time jet-skiing, kickboxing and looking for eligible bachelorettes (an endangered species in his region).