Years ago, Mike was a death-metal bass player, and shot music videos for Pantera. He filled his days with rock 'n' roll, illegal substances and all forms of debauchery. One day, however, all of that changed. A hideous series of mutations transformed Obnoxious Death-Metal Mike into Grown-Up Mike, a vicious, ungodly alter-ego. Now, instead of heroin and midget-three-ways, Mike prefers wine tasting and is a charter-member of the VSU Gourmet Club. The horror!

In Game Eight, Mike grabbed the ATF, threw it down, and had his way with it. Despite finishing second to Walt in the upstart Ritahd Division, Mike breezed through the tournament and showed fear of no man, category or question. He continued his dominance in Game Nine, again winning the tournament, and then set his sights on the elite Norris Division. For the past two games, Mike has reigned supreme as the ATF's champion - only the second back-to-back champion in the history of the league.