After experimenting with hippies in Game Eight, the ATF decided to try out lawyers in Game Nine, inviting Matt Craft into the fold. Among his many exploits, Matt was Iowa State's student-body president and a law grad from the University of Iowa. Currently, he's making major coin, practicing law in the thriving metropolis of Waterloo. In fact, the Waterloo - Cedar Falls Courier calls Matt "the Johnnie Cochran of East-Central Iowa." Or at least it should.

Based on his impressive résumé, you might be wondering if Matt is a giant douche-bag. The answer is "yes." You might also be wondering if he's great at trivia. So far, the answer is a qualified "no." Matt is, however, great at the highly-intimidating All-Star Sports edition. He also has the distinction of playing three full ATF seasons, and somehow not winning any of our 20+ trophies. We'll just have to create a new award for him in Game Twelve...