After a distinguished undergraduate career at Western Kentucky University, Lindsey was named Student of the Year by the National Collegiate Honors Council, as well as Exalted Woman of Virtue 2007 by the International Brotherhood of Freemasons, and Second Runner-Up in the macramé competition at the Warren County Fair. Or at the least the first thing, about the Honors Council.

After receiving such a distinction, Lindsey was hired as the Head of Recruitment for WKU's Honors College, where she spends most of her days. Her most-prized possession is a Jack Russell terrier named Marlinius Muhammad Johnson Jones, a.k.a. M2-J2, a.k.a. Marley. Her second-most-prized possession is a deadbeat loser husband named Colby Westerfield, a.k.a. Colby Westerfield.