Justin shocked the world in Game Seven, moving from the high class and intellect of Philadelphia to the land of cheap beer, loose women and sideways visors - all with no statistical dropoff. Iowa City has turned many prodigies into fumbling retards, but Justin remained an upper-division fixture, turning in a series of competitive games.

During his first few campaigns, Justin was somewhat of a statistical enigma, dominating the most difficult of the "Old Fogey" editions (All-Star Sports, Baby Boomer, Silver Screen & RPM). Recently, those averages have fallen back to earth, but he has more than made up for it by improving on the other, more contemporary editions. During Game Nine, Justin had a nice cadaver at his beck and call, with enormous penile implants. Prior to that time, there's no telling what sort of perverse advantages he secured.